Take Family Guy, make it live-action, add a teddy bear, and you get the somewhat intriguing movie known as Ted.
Monday, July 2, 2012
Power's Back
Damn, right when you think I'd be back and writing up a storm, the Ohio weather has to rear its ugly head once again.
The power went out in several areas of the country in the aftermath of some freak thunderstorms, and because I live in Ohio, which has the most erratic weather of any place I've ever visited, my house was no exception. I had to deal with no electricity from last Friday evening until just a few hours ago. Even though it seems that every other neighborhood in Oxford had their power restored within a couple hours.
But now I'm back (for the second time, but hey, it wasn't my fault), and expect some new content up soon!
The power went out in several areas of the country in the aftermath of some freak thunderstorms, and because I live in Ohio, which has the most erratic weather of any place I've ever visited, my house was no exception. I had to deal with no electricity from last Friday evening until just a few hours ago. Even though it seems that every other neighborhood in Oxford had their power restored within a couple hours.
But now I'm back (for the second time, but hey, it wasn't my fault), and expect some new content up soon!
Friday, June 29, 2012
Pokemon Project 6/29/12: The Final Tally
Surprise surprise. I made my way through all the Pokemon generations, and the Generation 2 games (Gold, Silver, and Crystal) came out on top. See below for the final rankings and explanations.
It's a Tax After All, Charlie Brown
Yesterday, the Supreme Court upheld the constitutionality of the Affordable Care Act (a.k.a Obamacare), the biggest piece of corporate welfare since the bank bailouts. Not only are Americans now forced to buy health insurance from the companies that corrupted the system in the first place, it was proven that the penalty for not doing so was a tax after all, something everybody else in the country except liberals already knew.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Jack's Fav Musicians #5: Eminem
I consider Eminem to be the best rapper of all time, hands down. To be fair though, I have really grown to hate rap. I know I'll come off like a cranky old bastard when I say this, but I think that contemporary rap is just plain shitty. I look at the popularity of "rappers" like Mac Miller and Wiz Khalifa, two people who I consider to have caused more harm to the world than Saddam Hussein, and I seriously doubt the ability of my generation to ever make a positive impact on our planet. When rappers aren't talking about beating up vaginas or spending all their money, they make attempts at being "serious" by rapping about the oppressors and how the political machine is geared against African-Americans, even though rap artists are obviously the cream of the intellectual crop here in America.
Eminem is another monster entirely. Whether he's rapping about admiring the pubescent Olsen twins, creating a fictional character to tell a story about his new-found fame, or going into graphic detail about killing his wife, his lyrics are always high-quality and clever. He's actually interesting and unique; every white rapper since Eminem's debut has tried and failed miserably to capture his essence and mystique. He doesn't view his troubled past and family life as a badge of pride that enables him to do whatever he wants; he discusses it honestly and openly as a means of elevating his art.
Sorry for the Interruption
Yeah, I know I haven't posted anything in a while. This is my apology, of sorts. It's not as easy as people think to write whatever the hell you want all day while sitting at your computer. Believe it or not, that does get boring after a while, but whatever. I'm back for now, and I've got a bunch of new stuff up.
Jack's Favorite Musicians
I'll be doing a bit of a series over the next week or so where I profile my favorite bands and musicians. Basically, in each profile, I'll explain a bit about why I like the musical act and what their influence has been on me and the people around me. I'll also include a list of my 10 favorite songs by that act, as well as a ranking of their albums, and even a list of their 5 worst songs, if I find it appropriate. I heavily encourage debate on these profiles.
I will do a total of 5 profiles, going in order from my fifth-favorite act to my all-time favorite. I also plan on releasing a list of my five least favorite musical acts.
I will do a total of 5 profiles, going in order from my fifth-favorite act to my all-time favorite. I also plan on releasing a list of my five least favorite musical acts.
Monday, March 19, 2012
Pokemon Project Update: 3/19/2012
Hello everyone! I have made great progress in my quest to replay and rank all five generations of Pokemon video games. I have beaten Gold and Sapphire, and I will soon start Platinum.
Gold was pretty easy, as usual. I'm always surprised by how easy the Generation 2 games' (Gold, Silver, and Crystal) main storyline is to progress through. The highest level Pokemon you face in the Elite Four is Lance's level 50 Dragonite, which can be easily defeated with a well-placed Ice Punch. The Kanto gym leaders may be a notch above the Johto gym leaders, but the Johto gym leaders weren't much to begin with. The last Kanto gym leader, Blue, has some Pokemon in the mid-to-high 50's, but they're nothing to be afraid of. Of course, one realizes how misleading the whole game is when you reach the end of Mount Silver and face the high 70's team of Red.
Sapphire was as usual. The main storyline is somewhat compelling, with the environmental well-being of the Pokemon world at stake. But none of the battles were particularly challenging, and the Elite Four is fairly mediocre. There's not even the promise of some premium endgame content to keep you going, the way that you could gain access to Kanto after defeating the Elite Four of Johto in Generation 2.
Oh well. I'm pretty pumped to play Platinum again. I know a lot of people hate on the newer Pokemon games, but I've always really enjoyed them. Platinum especially, because the main storyline is long and epic, with the very concepts of time and space at stake of being unraveled completely, and the battles are interesting. But we'll see.
Gold was pretty easy, as usual. I'm always surprised by how easy the Generation 2 games' (Gold, Silver, and Crystal) main storyline is to progress through. The highest level Pokemon you face in the Elite Four is Lance's level 50 Dragonite, which can be easily defeated with a well-placed Ice Punch. The Kanto gym leaders may be a notch above the Johto gym leaders, but the Johto gym leaders weren't much to begin with. The last Kanto gym leader, Blue, has some Pokemon in the mid-to-high 50's, but they're nothing to be afraid of. Of course, one realizes how misleading the whole game is when you reach the end of Mount Silver and face the high 70's team of Red.
Sapphire was as usual. The main storyline is somewhat compelling, with the environmental well-being of the Pokemon world at stake. But none of the battles were particularly challenging, and the Elite Four is fairly mediocre. There's not even the promise of some premium endgame content to keep you going, the way that you could gain access to Kanto after defeating the Elite Four of Johto in Generation 2.
Oh well. I'm pretty pumped to play Platinum again. I know a lot of people hate on the newer Pokemon games, but I've always really enjoyed them. Platinum especially, because the main storyline is long and epic, with the very concepts of time and space at stake of being unraveled completely, and the battles are interesting. But we'll see.
Sex Abuse Stadium
I just saw on ESPN's website that 70% of people in a poll said Penn State University should rename the football stadium Joe Paterno Stadium. Are you kidding me?
Friday, March 9, 2012
The Contraception Debate: It's Not About Women or Religion
The two sides of the debate on whether or not the federal government should mandate free birth control coverage for women, even if the employer is associated with a religious organaization who may find birth control morally objectionable, represents a really sad truth about the divide in American politics.
The Pokemon Project
My obsession with the Pokemon video games didn't stop when I got out of elementary school, or when I hit puberty, or when I turned 18. I still play those games every so often, and I enjoy even more in my old(?) age. When I was cleaning out my room a couple months ago, I came across a bunch of copies of the older games in the series (Blue, Gold, Sapphire, etc.) and I was thrilled beyond belief. I thought these games had been lost forever!
More recently, I got into a debate with a friend about which generation of games was the best. For the non-Pokemon masters out there, the term "generation" in this context refers to a certain set of games. Red, Blue, and Yellow versions belong to Generation 1. Gold, Silver, and Crystal belong to Generation 2. Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, FireRed, and LeafGreen belong to Generation 3. Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, HeartGold, and SoulSilver belong to Generation 4. And Black and White, the latest releases, belong to Generation 5. (It should be noted that FireRed and LeafGreen are remakes of Red, Blue, and Yellow, while HeartGold and SoulSilver are remakes of Gold, Silver, and Crystal.) My friend seemed rather adamant about sticking to the classic Generation 1 games, while I made a passionate case for the superiority of Generations 2 and 5. We both seemed to agree that Generation 3 falls rather flat, and that Generation 4 has its highs and lows.
It was then that I decided to replay the old games. Why not? It's been over 5 years since I had played a Generation 1 game, and I don't replay the Generation 3 games nearly as much as the others. Maybe I'm forgetting something, or maybe I'm missing something about the games. I embarked on a quest: replay one game from each generation (excluding the remakes), and record my final thoughts so that I can more definitively decide which generation is the best. I conquered Blue version over the weekend and am currently progressing through Gold at a rapid rate. Next on the list is Sapphire version, followed by Platinum and White. I'll keep you updated!
More recently, I got into a debate with a friend about which generation of games was the best. For the non-Pokemon masters out there, the term "generation" in this context refers to a certain set of games. Red, Blue, and Yellow versions belong to Generation 1. Gold, Silver, and Crystal belong to Generation 2. Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, FireRed, and LeafGreen belong to Generation 3. Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, HeartGold, and SoulSilver belong to Generation 4. And Black and White, the latest releases, belong to Generation 5. (It should be noted that FireRed and LeafGreen are remakes of Red, Blue, and Yellow, while HeartGold and SoulSilver are remakes of Gold, Silver, and Crystal.) My friend seemed rather adamant about sticking to the classic Generation 1 games, while I made a passionate case for the superiority of Generations 2 and 5. We both seemed to agree that Generation 3 falls rather flat, and that Generation 4 has its highs and lows.
It was then that I decided to replay the old games. Why not? It's been over 5 years since I had played a Generation 1 game, and I don't replay the Generation 3 games nearly as much as the others. Maybe I'm forgetting something, or maybe I'm missing something about the games. I embarked on a quest: replay one game from each generation (excluding the remakes), and record my final thoughts so that I can more definitively decide which generation is the best. I conquered Blue version over the weekend and am currently progressing through Gold at a rapid rate. Next on the list is Sapphire version, followed by Platinum and White. I'll keep you updated!
Thursday, March 8, 2012
The Washington Nationals: An Optimistic Future
I'm an unabashed fan of the Washington Nationals. Go ahead and laugh, I get it. They sucked as the Montreal Expos and they continued sucking when they moved to our nation's capital before the 2005 MLB season. But I was living in the suburb of Chevy Chase, Maryland (literally two blocks from the D.C. border) at the time, and I couldn't help but get swept up in the excitement.
Gillespie and Friends: An Introduction
Hello everyone! I've been contemplating starting a blog like this
for a
while, and I've finally gotten around to it. I'm going to try to cover
everything from the presidential race to Jeremy Lin to movie and music
reviews to video games. Posts are categorized into different subject
areas, which you can view on the right of the home page. I'll share
links to videos and articles that I
find noteworthy and/or interesting. I'll still be working out the
kinks, as this is pretty new to me, but I hope you find the blog
interesting/informative, and I welcome comments and feedback.
I have a couple introductory posts up already. I promise there is more to come!
I have a couple introductory posts up already. I promise there is more to come!
Why I Don't Support Kony 2012
I'm getting tired of hearing about Joseph Kony.
Seriously. I'm all for the demonization of war criminals where it's deserved (and by all accounts, Kony deserves it: the abduction and forced military training of over 30,000 children and the displacement of over 2 million people is nothing to scoff at), but the more I find out about the "Kony 2012" video and the company behind it, the San Diego-based nonprofit Invisible Children, Inc, the less I see the sudden explosion of interest and support for the movement as a positive thing.
Seriously. I'm all for the demonization of war criminals where it's deserved (and by all accounts, Kony deserves it: the abduction and forced military training of over 30,000 children and the displacement of over 2 million people is nothing to scoff at), but the more I find out about the "Kony 2012" video and the company behind it, the San Diego-based nonprofit Invisible Children, Inc, the less I see the sudden explosion of interest and support for the movement as a positive thing.
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